What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve? He got 12 months!.What did the little champagne bottle call his father? Pop!.My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.Every New Year's Eve, I look forward to a good show at Times Square.Let’s celebrate New Year’s Eve by making many pour decisions.
New Year's Eve is the only time I have a bubbly personality.It's a nice reminder of what I did all year. I love when they drop the ball in Times Square.A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.The new year will be here in a Prosecco.Looking back at the past year, and hindsight is still 2020.Cheers to making pour decisions tonight!.2021 really dropped the ball this past year.LeoPatrizi // Getty Images Clever New Year's Instagram Captions "I want your midnights, but I'll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year's Day." - Taylor Swift, "New Year's Day".
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Where's the party?" -Michelle Tanner, Full House Just like Jill Scott I am living life like it's golden.All that glitters isn't gold, but at least it's still cute.Glitter power! or whatever the Spice Girls said.Money won't solve my problems, but a glass of champagne would.I’m ready for midnight kisses that lead to New Year's wishes.Taking applications for my New Year’s kiss."You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time." -Charlie Brown, Happy New Year, Charlie Brownįranckreporter // Getty Images Cute New Year's Instagram Captions.“Come quickly, I am tasting the stars."-Dom Pérignon."My vibe right now is just living life." -Kourtney Kardashian."Start the day with a smile and finish it with champagne." -Unknown.“Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.”-Mark Twain.“Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.” -F.My Spotify wrapped knows me better than I know myself.My New Year's resolution is to not have one.Toast to another year of being masked and vaxxed.They say goodbyes are hard but saying bye to 2021 is easy.I would lose weight for my New Year's resolution, but I hate losing.I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.I can’t believe its been a year since I didn’t become a better person.I'm still the same person I was last year - now I'm just hungover.May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions.Expecting a clever caption? That was so last year.Sometimes all we need is a fresh start.
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